ostracizedpoodle: *gets down on one knee* will you go away
rneerkat: whens chip skylarks next tour
whorizonwireless: *40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
puppetparade: are you sure?
meladoodle: are u ready for this
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
1: post a selfie?
2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?
3: do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?
4: what's your favorite song at the moment?
5: what was the last song you listened to?
6: do you have a tumblr crush?
7: who is your tumblr crush?
8: what are you doing right now?
9: do you have any siblings?
10: what's you ethnicity?
11: what's your favorite subject in school?
12: what's your favorite color?
13: what's your favorite sports team?
14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
15: when did you make your tumblr?
16: how many followers do you have?
17: do you like where you live?
18: is your room super messy or really clean?
19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
20: do you prefer pens or pencils?
earthnation: IN MATH CLASS YESTERDAY THIS ONE KID WAS LIKE “justin timberlake sings so gay its like a girl” AND MY FRIEND TURNED AROUND WAS LIKE “its called falsetto and justin timberlake is more of a man than you” AND IT WAS AMAZING
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger: sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail
dianabaabe: am I in the process of getting attractive or am I stuck like this forever
dont yell at me
bananakittywho: snaku: dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me dont yell at me instead of yelling try not yelling if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did
winchesterlicious: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
bceky: have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours don’t